catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

(via definitive)


bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.

(via katielarisamay)


(via sorry)


(via sorry)


sniffing:

hipsters:

we followed tumblr user sniffing BEFORE it was cool

uh…. thanks hipsters

(via hate)



megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

(via hate)


icelikelollies:

'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger'

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

(via orgasm)


egberts:

when a slow download finally finishes

image

(via orgasm)


internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via orgasm)